I don't often find myself craving sweets but when I do, the hankering is hard to ignore. Usually I'm stuffing my hungry mouth with greasy and salty delights but today I was dreaming of sugary desserts. Should I treat myself to cake or ice cream? It's not my birthday but why not both? Looking back to this moment I'm blushing with embarrassment, wondering how fit and trim, softball playing Wilson turned into this greedy and gluttonous sow who spends her evenings glutting on high calorie cake and fattening frozen cream. God I'm pathetic but this won't be the last time I make a pig of myself. Contains: On All Fours | Messy Eating | Tight Clothes | Fat Chat | Stuffing